And while we're on the subject of bad music from the late 80's and early 90's (of which there is an abundance), let me draw your attention to this gem that proves once and for all that intellectuals have a sense of humor too.

"Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter."

Sadly, I didn't accomplish nearly as much in my Latin studies. Sheer, sheer brilliance.