I am the proud new owner of a 6.3 megapixel Canon EOS Digital Rebel...

Who wants to touch me?
Heh.

This thing is gorgeous. The processing time for each picture is faster than I thought digital cameras were even capable of. It'll take me a week at least to decipher all the manual functions. And to top it all off... Have I mentioned it's gorgeous?

It's the kind of camera I would trust to care for my cats after I die. Well, you know, if it had hands and whatnot.

Excuse me; I have more drooling to do...