"...because dude would totally do something like that."

Pumpkins fans, I knew it.

"Apart from Corgan himself and possibly his drummer and BFF Jimmy Chamberlain, it's been frustratingly unclear just who will be part of that dadgum Pumpkins reunion. Guess we'll find out when the thing ignites at May 22's inaugural reunion gig in Paris, then gets consummated with the July 7 release of Zeitgeist. Perhaps Billy's spent the post-Zwan years creating clones of himself to back him, because dude would totally do something like that."

If it's not Billy, James, D'arcy, and Jimmy for this "reunion," it's just another empty shell of what once was.

..Or Zwan.