Happy Halloween.
I love you.

"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them to. I'm like, 'Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf.'"
Mitch Hedberg

Comics everyone should see live:
Mitch Hedberg
Stephen Lynch
Dane Cook
David Cross
Christopher Titus

Sometimes, you can edit a thought so much that by the time it reaches the world atlarge, it's a whittled stick - nothing more than the boring, indistinguishable core of what it was.

Sometimes, you can do that with every thought you have to share.

I would leave if there were somewhere worth leaving to.
Because this shit is getting old.
Because I'm so much better than a worried 2:30am alone.

But it's not like you'd ever notice...

I now know why people don't usually make a snack out of microwaved canned corn.

worst
day
ever

Bits of joy from last weekend's foray into wedding photography...

So tomorrow night I get to play photographer with my lovely semi-new camera. Shouldn't wedding receptions be left up to the professionals, not thrust into the arms of a mediocre girl with a nice toy?

It really is much easier when no one puts their faith in you. Expectations hit my head like voodoo curses. The whole thing is really doomed from the get-go.

Wish my shutter finger luck.

"There's blood in my mouth 'cause I've been biting my tongue all week..."
Rilo Kiley - Portions For Foxes

I'm another ten minutes of self-loathing-flavored boredom from quitting everything and moving to some podunk in Montana. Why a podunk in Montana? Because it's not here.

How close can a person come to losing all sense of excitement before losing their mind?

Well, I guess I'll find out.

With as close as I've already gotten, I'm guessing I can't have much further to go.