The Evolution of Dance

How do you say "Oh well" in Hawaiian?

I've neglected any sense of duty I had toward the poor little drunk penguin. And you've heard it before, but I blame work.

For instance, I've got a huge life event on my recent memory plate to serve up, but I'm too tired to even tell you about it. I'm a lazy ass. A married, keeping-my-own-damn-last-name-and-don't-give-me-that-look, adventure-starved, island-loving lazy ass.

I'll gladly get back to boring you properly once someone gives me piles and piles of money offers me a grant. Honest.

For a little later, pictures... eventually.
For now, Kauai: absolutely the tastiest thing on Earth.