Pumpkins at the Fillmore, July 30

San Fran, here we come.

...and I hope he does a good job.

{via my sister}
10 minutes of truth.



I could smell it in the air on my birthday, this glorious Fourth, the smell of decay and lost hope.

I honestly believe that it is only a matter of time before America collapses in on itself and we're all left shaking off the dust in the shadows of our holy new corporatocracy. A nation that so clearly embraces the hypocrisy of sing-song democracy commanded by cash cannot - should not - be a world power.

Thank you, Mr. President, for bringing this grand experiment to a close and for putting to an end all of this silly nonsense about the power of the people and their frivolous lives, liberties, and happiness.

Customer Service At Its Finest

The new Verizon math.

"0.002 dollars and 0.002 cents... they're both the same if you look at them on paper."

Wow.