I am desperately unhappy.

I'm filled with a heady mixture of simultaneous apathy and longing.
Talk about uncomfortable.

Delicious and Moist.

"Aperture Science: we do what we must, because we can."

That's my lame attempt at an Aperture Science logo pumpkin to the right there. It's like a ten-year-old got hold of a knife, isn't it? Anyway, if you haven't played Portal, do.

Now.
No, really.

And afterwards, we'll have cake and refreshments.